Look at this bodacious poodle who was made because I prayed for a good harvest. Girls are carrots; they call me “labradoodle” because I will never have a thigh gap, Thank God. However, I know my Breeder better than my pastor. I look like Him. Make it slowly. I lick the beaters of my creamyContinue reading “Carrots Don’t Like Poodles”
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Corn Fighter
Readers, Aardvark. Do I have your Attention? Is this the third poem you Have read today? The thirteenth? Some of them are Not attractive. This one will probably be a Bedazzled fried fish, but let’s talk About that funky smell at Corn University. A whiff tells you someone is playing Basketball with an elephant. Couldn’tContinue reading “Corn Fighter”
Good Fruit 