My love letter for you
Is sadly deficient,
Like a fairy’s brew
That’s missing an ingredient.
How can I conjure
Words to express
A love that is longer
Than even Rapunzel’s tress?
A love that is deeper
Than any Minecraft cave.
Even the grim reaper
Can’t falter its wave.
My spirit is refreshed
By every smile on your face.
My fingers are obsessed
To taste your Chai embrace.
Your cleverness feeds
My mind’s wordy thirst.
Your generosity breeds
A righteous heart reimbursed.
Your random disposition
Rivals only Pinkie Pie
And perfects my ambition
To dance when I feel shy.
You make me fearless with your protection
Of my self-esteem and future
But nervous with your affection
As a young girl with a charming suitor.
Blessing, you are laughing
To heal a bad hour
And yet never masking
your compassionate power.
I didn’t even know to ask
For a man with sugar in his veins
But God gave me an endless flask
Of imagination unrestrained.
I am unworthy of your forgiveness
That you lather as thick as butter.
I could never love you less
As my fire can never be smothered.
When I picture the future,
I can clearly see you.
And our home with a poocher
And kids with kazoos.
My love letter cannot bestow
The feel that keeps my heartstrings taught
But I love you more than cookie dough
And you know that’s saying a lot.